I'm a doctor becoz..
I can write100words per min. but i cant read my own handwriting.
I spend more time with my patients than with my family.
My IQ is greater than my weight
I know all the features of dpression but fail to recognise the one i suffer from.
I consider the
non-medical course "easy"
A 50/100 is heaven for me
My textbook costs are higher than my college fees
I have odd eating and sleeping cycles and survive on coffe
the only part of my textbook i read completely is the index.
YES!
IM A DOCTOR.